Alex: We live in a world of absolutes.
George: Only a Jedi deals in absolutes.
Alex: You mean only a Sith.
George: Whatever.
Alex: So...
George: I'm tired!
Alex: Well?
George: Well, I guess I had better take a nap.
Alex: Aren't you going to disagree with me?!
George: Is that something I normally do?
Alex: I dunno. I guess. I mean...
George: Oh I see.
Alex: You do?
George: Yeah. Pretty much.
Alex: How... perceptive?
George: That's me.
Alex: So...
George: I'm going to take a nap!
Alex: Wait.
George: What?
Alex: Aren't you going to tell me?
George: Oh yeah. Sure.
Alex: I'm waiting.
George: I'm thinking.
Alex: So that's that smell.
George: Okay. Its like this! You think I'm like everyone else.
Alex: Do I? How?
George: Well, I'm not.
Alex: So your special then?
George: No, I'm just not a moron! I don't get my panties all in a bunch just because someone starts talking about absolutes!
Alex: But I thought things were very controversial!
George: Nope.
Alex: But Star Wars says they are!
George: Fair enough. I, however, am not Star Wars.
Alex: What are you?
George: A scientist.
Alex: No you aren't!
George: But I designed the neutron bomb!
Alex: Hasn't that been around for ages?!
George: I designed it first!
Alex: Fine. Good fucking job.
George: Hey, I designed the perfect fucking capitalist weapon!
Alex: Oh so now we're dragging politics into this!
George: I hate politics!
Alex: I hate you!
George: Role over and die.
Alex: Why don't you get a heart.
George: I absolutely will not!
Alex: See?!
George: WHAT?!
Alex: We live in a world of absolutes.

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George: Only a jedi deals in absolutes.

FIN